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Last Updated: 01.07.2025 03:43

So they tried
Still no good.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Just Forget it!
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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Next, they tried...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Nuts and Butts
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Thumbs down again.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Minds and Behinds
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Another attempt resulted in ...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
No way
Freaks and Cheeks
No go.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Why does my vagina and around my butthole itch? I don't have weird discharge and I'm still a virgin.
Everyone loved it.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Then came..
Hysterias & Posteriors
So, the docs changed it to read
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Loons and Moons
Still no good
Catatonics & High Colonics
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share office space ...
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They put up a sign reading
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Unacceptable again!
No, not a chance
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