What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 01.07.2025 03:43

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

So they tried

Still no good.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Just Forget it!

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

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Next, they tried...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Nuts and Butts

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Thumbs down again.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

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Analysis & Anal Cysts

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Minds and Behinds

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Another attempt resulted in ...

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

No way

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Freaks and Cheeks

No go.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

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Everyone loved it.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Then came..

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Hysterias & Posteriors

So, the docs changed it to read

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

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Loons and Moons

Still no good

Catatonics & High Colonics

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share office space ...

They put up a sign reading

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Unacceptable again!

No, not a chance

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